Welcome to the John McCain interpretive campaign official webpage. Interpreting his actions to expose the horrible "truths" about his political platform.

John McCain supports finishing his speeches with 'word to your mutha!'.

John McCain supports being a lazy ass

John McCain supports sharing tender moments with the enemy.

John McCain supports making little girls clean up the mess.

John McCain supports never washing your hair.

John McCain supports putting babies behind bars.

John McCain really supports being a lazy ass.

John McCain supports doing Popeye impressions.

John McCain supports going down on Conan O'Brien.

John McCain supports little girls with no fashion sense.

John McCain supports getting his cheeks pinched and then slapping the everloving shit outta their hand.

John McCain supports putting tiaras on pigs.

John McCain supports making little kids want to kill themselves.

John McCain supports handing out safe sex items... after the fact.

John McCain supports yelling, 'No! YOU THE MAN!'.

And of course:
Barack Obama's interpretive campaign official webpage
Sarah Palin's interpretive campaign official webpage
Joe Biden's interpretive campaign official webpage

In the interest of conformity, I've elected to design the pages the same way as the others....
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