The Spin Zone

***April 8*** Thanks to spam bots, I disabled the sucklist, but thanks more to l33t coding, I've enabled it again.....so until the bots mess it up, post away: just enter the letter/numbers in the box. And I'm assuming there's a good reason for why most of the image security things make it near impossible to read but hopefully the bots hitting my site aren't smart enough yet. But if ya can't read the image, just reload it. And FYI....it's NOT CASE SENSITIVE ;)

For those of you who find it amusing to post things in an attempt to offend me, I would just like to clarify a few things: 1)re the "spoiled rich brats who need a good poke" type entries, if there is one thing I am not, it's a spoiled brat, ask anyone who KNOWS me and furthermore, I can guarantee that any of you suggesting that I need a poke would never have such a chance, so nice try... 2)cutting and pasting random text is lame. really lame. and if you keep doing it then either you're a 'bot' or an idiot but either way, it is not appreciated 3)if you type in things like 'this website', well last time I checked, that gun pointed at your head telling you that you have to come to my site...well, it's not there...

Now this is the sucklist page, put whatever you want, type it in, click add, and violá, its added. Use it as a sort of 'venting' page... It doesn't even have to make sense to anyone but you, but it would probably be funnier if we all 'got it'....Anything goes...yes, if you think I suck, you can post it, although I'd have to say you're the dumbass for coming to my site then.

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There are 481 things that suck so far.

Mesa

ohhh that ishhh it too homie! Dont lie to urself!

you know what sucks.......... Men that try to get to know women when they have a wife at home

wOMEN THAT TELL 25% TRUTHS

people that have nothing to say and stall to save the conversation.

The judges decision in the SEAN BELL MURDER case

Men that have girlfriends and then come and have sex with me!

wander how long till this site is updated, wait that thought sucks.

blah

UCLA, for killing my pool winning chances

UNC

nancy grace

Spambots

ASSU

appropriations

Entitlements

cocksuckers

penises

epic lulz

3545

BARRY EFFING BONDS

Still wanna pound that sweet pink pudendum...hit it kid!!!! Still whackin to that sweet new backside shot!

french kissing an asshole

Hockey teams that play the trap

I'd love to beat that ass up from the back Lauren

democrats

republicans

blowing a big lead to lose

I got to tap Lauren last night and she sucks! the only good thing is shes tight as hell

the MOCC at Ellsworth AFB

donkey punch that sweet ass

still wanna west coast that isht!

I want some of that gaping funhole, you dirty fuckslut. hit it kid...still whacking.

Still wanna pound that pussy Lauren

anything from kansas

Lauren, when can I cream in that lovehole? I wanna pound that mound. Hit it kid still whackin!

I'm gonna West Coast that azz for 4th of July, Lauren. Pound that isht HARD!

life

Tap that isht hard Lauren, that funhole must be as good as those funbags!

Still waiting to hit that shit from the BACK!

I still want to west coast pimp that ass, Lauren!

anal

Churchbridge, Saskatchewam, Canada

I'd pay to hit that shit from the back!

I want to West Coast pimp that isht!

YOU SUCK FOR NEVER UPDATING THIS SITE

Not getting to penetrate Lauren's succulent brown star. My skeezer pleaser would like to puncture that pink, passion fruit.

Dumb Blonde Jokes, how misogynistic can our culture be? It's ok to attack a woman who is blonde as a stereotype for being "dumb". What about Jews for being "cheap" or Blacks for being "lazy" or Hispanics for "stealing" or Asians for being "conniving"? I say that if we can attack one group openly then forget political correctness and go for them all!

The attack on WASPS (White Anglo Saxon Protestants). A main culprit is Law and Order, every criminal is a preppy, or rich WASPY person. Never a Jew or a minority. It is really racism and bigotry. It's time it stopped.

alll the commercials that HAVE to have an African American in them and all the shows and movies that put the African American ALWAYS in a favorable light. What about using Asians, Hispanics, Eastern Europeans, Middle Easterners. Blacks are 12 percent of our population and if you chedk it out over 80% of tv shows and commercials have an African American. AND they still bitch about not being represented. It is always the rich white guy or the pretty blonde who is made to look stupid. The Arabs are portrayed as evil, the Eastern Europeans are shown as gangsters and there are no major Asian actors on shows or in commercials. Enough Already. What a nation of pussys to cower to the spoiled demands of one group that shouts discrimination!

I wanna tap that isht Lauren. That puckered pink pudenta. Hit it kid, still spankin!

hopefully lauren ya think

Hit it kid here, I still wanna West Coast pimp that isht!!

Lauren, I wanna pound that isht from the back.....HARD!

Hit it kid, still whacking to Lauren's puckered pinkknot!

thinking that Lauren's succulent balloon knot has never been punctured, only to find out that the pink passion fruit has been enjoyed by many a man (and many a woman too!). Whack it!

name droppers

fucking fuckers

people who copy what i just typed

Mean people suck, nice people swallow!!!

thinking that Lauren's succulent balloon knot has never been punctured, only to find out that the pink passion fruit has been enjoyed by many a man (and many a woman too!). Whack it!

wasting a year on a man that is engaged to me married...the good sex will surely be a loss to him!

sleeping with a man for a year all to find out that he's engaged....what a loser

hit it kid, still whackin!

handjobs for the holidays

I want to pound Lauren's pretty, pink pudenta!

Lauren's succulent little pink balloon knot. I want to impale it with my fun rod and spunk on her puckered pink star.

you quit tww hobag

Lauren's pink pudenta

youngsook91591007

Lauren's succulent little pink balloon knot. I want to impale it with my fun rod and spunk on her puckered pink star.

gross sick twisted disgusting people who post sick twisted comments

I want to pry my prodding probe into Lauren's portruding pink love gland.

people who repeat themselves people who repeat themselves people who repeat themselves

people who cannot spell

Lauren's little brown star. I want to jab it with my fun rod.

Wil Wheaton, the pretentious stuck-up bastard

Hit it kid still whackin to the blurry pics of Lauren's taut backside. When are you going to let me penetrate that sweet, smooth lovezone? I want to play with your funbags again too!

Fark sucks; they are the epitome of a good idea poorly executed.

Pseudo-patriots who think we should all march in lockstep, in the absurd belief that militarism and patriotism are the same thing.

Jihaaaad!!!!!!!!!!!!

War Protesters and those who do not support the American troops (Army,Air Force, Marines and Navy)our country and our flag. Also all the stupid people who come to our GREAT country and talk down about it. If someone does not like it here, get the hell out! It is amazing how fast the people in our country have lost the patriotic pride that we had just after 9-11. And for those who do not think we should be in the middle east, well in some ways you are right but 99% of those we are fighting for over there love us for it and either way we should always show 100% support those who have been there fighting or are going to go there to fight.

Alaska State Patrol SUCKS BIG BALLS!

I still wanna tap that Lauren! Hit it kid...stilll Whackin!!!

NOTHING IS COOL

OH..NOTHING

HEY MAN WHATS COOL

I don't post any more pics because I get enough shit about the ones currently up

small boobs with huge nipples

She ain't fat, I hit that tight brown star last week! Still whackin!

You're not fat, are you, Lauren? Say it isn't so!

You can't post a recent pic because you're fat now.

Lauren's tight balloon knot. Still whackin!!

faggots that pop their collars

Anchorage Alaska and ELMENDORF AFB suck, I can't wait to leave

cell phones

marisa miller

beyonce's booty

college

good friends

dancing with celebrities

riding fresh pow

going to the beach

surfing

gangSTARs!

primus really freakin sucks!!!!

snowboarding

nofx

fu man chu

fried chicken sports illustrated swimsuit issue

tasty beer

short skirts

tasty food

sex

hot girls

startrocks

rockstarts

empty promises

http://sandiegomatthew.blogspot.com/

Still Whhhhhhackin

you sucked my cock last night

this website

whackin

Being seperated from you wife of 8 years, who now has a dumbass redneck boyfriend who gets to pound her every night, who doesn't deserve her, and I get to sit here and wish I could get one more piece of her tight, sweet little... *sigh*...life is SO fucking cruel sometimes...

somethingawful.com forums for making you pay to post on their stupid forums where all they do is ban you anyway. THEY WILL STEAL YOUR MONEY. LOWTAX IS A HOMOSEXUAL.

you

Ellu ellu! Zee french hefe-a seeed nun! Bork Bork Bork!

Lauren, I still wanna tap that azz!!! Whack it!

the packaging on new cd's that takes you hours to open

Freezer Burn on your ego waffels

Still Whackin!!

New age Cartoons with these anoying braty new fucking characters!!!

Winey dems who still can't get over the fact their boy lost

Slow ASSS hybrid cars that pull out in front of you and then go 15 mph under the speed limit I believe on purpose, to make some sort of statement! Should it be against the law to pull these people over and pour high grade fossile fuel over them and contribute to the depletion of the ozone layer???

Green Bean Casserole

Budwieser Select!!!

Over wieght valet drivers who can't fit to valet my crossfire!!!

John Mayer's new song about mother and daughters

Paying a cover charge to get into a bar an hour or two before it closes.

Ruby Tuesday's regardless of the city you are in!!!

My eX Katy is graduating Carolina Law School this weekend and will be making more money than me. I want back all the shit I ever bought you woman!!!!!

The new Chevy commercial with the guy not pushing his kid on the swing to take her to the damm dealership in hopes of winning a car??? WTF

people who don't change their cats litter box for a week!!!

The fact carolina boy has to work memorial day weekend

I think that the hit it kid isn't a kid. He's still funny as hell. He's smart (I never knew what a tar star was) and he's obviously got a very high sex drive. The owner of this website should take him up on his offer as it seems like he's your number 1 fan and has been following you (albeit probably more likely your ass) for a long time now. Come whack this ass Hit It!

The last message is on point!!! Much props...oh and BTW...Stillllll Whaaaaackin!!!!

Oh, and the fact that my tarheels don't win the national championships every year so I could go on franklin street in chapel hill and party like its 1999 until the break of dawn with Carolina hotties.

The fact I havent been on the site in a while to enlighten me of all the things that suck in other people lives are pretty close to the same thing in my life, oh and that the hit it kid is still wacking off to your pictures

MILITARY LIFE

FUCK THE YANKEES....RED SOX BABY ALL THE WAY!!!

New York Yankees suck my BALLS!!!

anything not like goazcats.com

Pudenta....Whack It!

Tar Stars and Rusty Sheriff's badges!

u of a

Lauren, may I try a tasty bit of your pleasently portruding balloon knot? I've heard fabulous things and it appears to be very bountiful, yet in great demand. Whack it!

jj redick is a great person lott betts dan yall fags

Hit It Kid.....still WHACKIN' !!!!!

The fact that lauren is a fucking WHORE

people who only know how to cut and paste

Lauren's Balloon Knot was very tight and a pleasure to penetrate!!!

trying to spell "disco stud" with your rhinestone gun and then running out of room

Crunchy marshmallows

People with low self esteem & a poor-me complex. The are constantly fishing for compliments to boost their ego. "Awwwhh, poor me. I am not as good as them..." "Shut the fuck up"

Duke - who just lost to VTech last night!

With a name like jackleg, you probably deserved it <--- The one and only Hit it Kid! (see below post for original post)

Hi Lauren, Hit it kid still here and whackin! When can I see some new pics of your lovely badonkadonk? My whack attack is loosing steam since I need some new pictures to pump to! I love you.

when someone is yelling at you for "something you did" and you have no idea what the fuck they're talking about. <3 jackleg

people that find it amusing to paste essay's on a sucklist, for no reason.

Taking a dump and realizing there is no toilet paper to wipe your balloon knot with

people who cut and past 10 pages of CRAP that noone is going to actually read!!

they were ALL twix! it was a setup! you screwed me again!... Twiiiiiiix!

Lauren, when can I see that ass on my shaft?

how does one suck a fuck?

I still want to tap that Lauren!

Can you consider someone who hates Duke 'full of envy' of their team has beaten Duke the last 5 times including once in the national championship game and once in the Final Four? In conclusion with no jealousy I know Duke sucks.

my penis

Duke / JJ Redick

People (full of envy) that hate Duke.

Lauren, I love dat azz more than life itself!

TSA security people at the airport. How dumb to you have to be to get a job??? Total IQ: 75

Lauren....I still wanna hit that!

Duke (again)

the fact that matt pond's music was played on the OC and now everyone is going to say they've been listening to him since 1998. but they haven't been. see, the music is good but the lying sucks. and ncstate. who lost to duke.

people who write 'this webpage' when they're on 'this webpage' with nothing better to do than type 'this webpage' 3 times

spare tires on women

this webpage

Lauren I love to spank to your pics

4 dumb sluts (817)613-6598 ask 4 Beth W

doctors who over medicate people

alex martin sucks

laws against me shooting stupid drivers

The new slow song by Ludicriss and LIL John

Lauren I think about dat azz all the time!

going to the mall at christmas time

I still wanna tap that ass Lauren

The fact that Brad Pitt's brother is ugly as sin

Hit it Kid Loves Lauren Joffe

The New York/ Broadway production show,oops I mean the Macy's Parade. I get so tired of hearing them talk about all the great things going in the host/hostess lives and how New York is so fucking great!!!

hit it kid not putting up anything I an degrade him for

terminal cancer

My f'n needy mistress who won't take the hint and go away

Anything with a Hemi. Give me a break! Can anyone say "old technology"?

Hit it KID still here and Whackin'!!!!

Lauren's rump I wish I could pump!

Michigan

the fact that both presidential candidates sucked thereby making me have to pick one based on guilt

Tara Reid's Nipple! YUCK!!!!!!!

not seeing a nude shot of you

Howard Stern's Bulletin Board

Arizona Cardinals

fake bitches from Scottsdale

Dirty Sanchez and Tea Bagging ex-girlfriends

Yeah 282

The fact that the "I wanna hit KID found this website!!! How can I contact your mom so she can put you in time out?

I still wanna hit that

Um......ebay auction phone call? What happened?? And who did you vote for?

Lauren, you were great last night!

what happened to the ebay auction selling-your-vote phone call?

when is the ebay auction phone call? the election is tomorrow!

having to pee every 20 minutes while you're drunk

I wanna HIT IT!

getting dumped by a dude that looks like waldo

GETTING DUMPED BY A DORK

people who do notusethespacebar

DUTCH OVENS missed periods...oops

that more people aren't bidding on the hot naked bitch

WWW.FARK.COM

the person writting 267 and 265 find a porn site and ask your mom for her credit card

Lauren's open mouth

265 sucks??? Does your mom know your playing with her computer

Lauren has a nice, plump azz

john nichols selling cars

aaa.bbb.com

needy friends

waiting on the phone to speak with idiots that can't help you

customer service at your local DMV

whimpy ass burgers from mcdonalds

the 256th thing that suck so far

i wish i could tap that isht!

so when is the ebay auction phone call??

Going to Dinner after Smoking Pot and Playing Tennis...

Lauren

Single guy 804 6288 sandy eggo

People who actually believe that I would move to L.A. for some guy

moving to LA for some guy

when the shower curtian clings to you like saran wrap (what the hell)

vegitarian women who think they taste better

University of North Carolinas offensive line (damm it)

Coming home at 3 from the club and watching the postman with Kevin Coster on cinamax

the coffe stain on your carpet from your EX-girlfriend

not having your car the morning after going clubing

Vaccum cleaners

08-21-04 (I know you said to not make it personal but it still sucks

09-11-01

cock blockers

pennies

paper cuts

Dead cell phone batteries

Owning Mitsibishi stock

hard to open cd packages (what the hell)

squeaky beds

using your finger as a toothbrush the morning after

Dan Rather

finding out that the girl you gave $50 after winning her ebay auction isn't interested in casual sex with you (or is she)

running out of stuff 2 get nicotene brom

being broke or a bum

runnin out of drugs

pissing in a cup

jody richardson

newport vermont

the red sox

democrats

Sociopathic Arab/Muslim terrorists

Getting permanently banned from Fark - twice

Having to work on Friday... Or for that matter Monday, Tuesday, etc.

um...yeah, I don't now nor did I ever have the hots for 'Dan'...furthermore I was on a date when I saw them so I was a little pre-occupied

happy birthday!!!

just kidding :)

girls who have the hots for some tool in a shitty band that'll never rise beyond a cameo appearance in a two-bit movie and then hit on the guy relentlessly even though he's married just so they can tell their tittering little friends that they shagged a 'rock star'

NAGGIN WOMAN!!!!

morons who can't spell

chicks who wine when their ex dates a stripper

...'cause no one cares anyway

if you're not going to bother updating the site you should just take it down

people that don't golf

F-Two

put up some new pictures already for crying out loud. they're the only reason i come here.

Driving in the fast lane -- because you want to get somewhere "fast" only to find yourself going slower than the losers in the slow lane because there are too many pokies lux'o'box 7000lbs Suvies driving directly in front of you with their DVD players on and who knows what else these losers are trying to do besides 'drive', not because the freeway is particularly full. In europe they give you ticket if someone passes you on the right --- we should do the same.

People who cut and paste unfunny thoughts that have no validity at all, not to mention just overall lame. Oh and George Bush sucks too.

zits on your nose

people who dont frequently update websites

dumb bitches

Your website is awesome, any one who gripes should be doing something to help their self esteem besides harshing on someone who is so insightful and fun!

Please post some new pictures of you!

blind mother fuckers that think that Lauren has cankles.....you're just jealous of her hot bod

your legs--they used to look good, but in the recent stuart weitzman picture you look like you're developing cankles

"first of all, I'm 27, that's not LATE 20's"~~~~~~LOL

people who have seats on the flights Steph wants to Chicago. Please cancel. Thank you.

sections of websites that were "JUST UPDATED!" on May Friggin' 6th

This site!!

defensive people who can't admit they're wrong

Censorship

OSAMA BIN LADEN

a girl who interprets any attack against her as jealousy on the part of the attacker because she is too stuck up to acknowledge that the attack might be valid

People who are jealous of The Spin Zone

spoiled bitches that like to hear thm selves talk and think that everyone listens to her!

Holds

? ?

Michael Jackson Sucks Small Penises

hoovers

pig vomit

13 year old daughters that dont give it up to daddy

chicks that dont swallow

wives who dump you after 29 years of taking care of them, while they think their taking care of you

People who have nothing better to do than vent their jealousy on anonymous things like 'suck lists'

Sluts

whores

shallow ppl who think there hot shit

spoiled rich brats who need a good poke

chix in their late 20s who cling to their fading youth by going out and getting plastered every weekend like teenagers

SBC comm

I know....I'm doing it this weekend. Promise

people who don't update their website but program it so the date changes each day so it looks like they're updating the site even though they're really not

Hangovers suck also

Fat friends that have the same shitty attitude as there hot fake boob friends

PETA

my daughter who is 17 and iz good to pappa

people that have the fucking time to do this shit yo mommas cooch

Lauren, can I hit it!!!

I love DJ Xpress

Iraq and the people living there because they like to have butt sex with other guys

I know who you are

that you don't know who this is

cox

comparing people eating chiken to the holocaust

white girls (like me) trying to do the harlem shake

fufk fufufk fufufk fufuufkf fufufufkf

People that take care of the enviroment

Limp bizkit

feet

not the feet pics--they're grrreat

Limp Bizkit fans who think they are Fred Durst.

good shit

PEOPLE THAT FUCKING LITTER!

ALL DENVER RADIO STATIONS DEFINITELY SUCK!!!!!

new work policies, manuals, reports ALL OF THE TIME!!!!!!

getting red marks all over your marketing plan

working when all of your friends are playing golf

d d d d d

not getting laid

JIHAD !!!!!!!!!

VACUUM CLEANERS

JIHAD

this damn war

dinks dinks

italian biznatches

doing hw on the weekends when you'd rather be partying or sleeping

having to give speeches in class AHHH

People who says "violá" instead of "voilà" :D

People who think U of A sucks

U of A

being incredibly horny and not gettin any play even tho everyone and their mom says youre "hot"!!

me when yo dick is in my mouth

anthony golston-ucla track team

people named sean day

religion

spoiled rich brats who need a good poke

if you would not date me.

Fat Strippers

narrow minded people!!

oh yeah, PEOPLE

people that are better than me on the guitar

people that don't listen to REAL metal (not Slipknot and that other kiddie metal bullshit)

people that hate Bush

people

gay marriage

work

the lack of updates on this page. i'm never coming back here.

Thick, Bushy pubic hair

DAVE sucks A lot of things

CLEAR CHANNEL and the F.C.C

george bush

people jealous of girls who skip the line so they call them whores

girls who get to cut the line because they're dressed like whores

People who protest gay marriage because they have nothing better to do

not being able to play the guitar because of short fingered, small hands

math

me, who can't properly post anything

people who have enough time to do this.......dammit! people who have enough time to do this.......dammit!

people who say big purple dinosaurs suck

falling on your butt in a puddle of mud at school....in front of EVERYONE....

That I have so much trouble trying to get hold of you for a chat

Verisign

especially HOBOKEN New Jersey

New Jersey

Feeling compelled to explore a persons website (whom you have never met) and not being able to remember how I ended up here!

people who have enough time on their hands to protest gay marriages

Getting killed by a drunk driver.

same sex marriage - gross!

whiny girls who can't get over it

wondering if life is going to get better

your condom slips off and you find two inside her.

Haley Barbour STILL being Governor

Mel Gibson's dad

hybrid cars

A very flexible man.

My Girlfriend, cause my Wife sure won't!

Your Mommy...

how could i make you feel better? ;)

what gives is that yours truely is having a bad week...someone make me feel better...sniff sniff

boy, you sure are slow about updating this page. what gives?

the word "guesstimate"

Haley Barbour as Governor

girls going gay

people who always say website updates are coming but never really do all that much, especially when it comes to posting more pictures

blowmont hotel

Drew Curtis

Big white Dicks...

Simple Life Reunion

IRS

my boss

average joe 2

mr. gibbs

No, wait... I'm cool. What was I thinking.

That dude Josh is a total loser.

http://www.joshsimerman.com

being average

really skinny people

fat people

really pretty people

ugly people

huge boobs with small nipples

Anal Fisting

Martins Ferry High School

Mark Fuchs

...sorry, not Justin Bungard

Justin Bungard

terrorists

cops

guys that lie and cheat

FCC

really anal bosses

vegetarian tree hugging animal rights activists

girls who are teases

USC

people jealous of mytwocents

My two cents

automated customer service

jealous wanna-be 'pokers'

people who can't resist attention whores, thereby giving the whores attention

palestine

fark mods

Fark mods

France

big purple dinosaurs

people who post the same thing 2 times

just wanted some attention

people who post the same thing 4 times

attention whores

people who protest everything

ANY kind of pop up-under-behind..etc. ad

Browser Highjacking Websites

Metallica

spam

Arizona State U

Notre Dame University

AT & T wireless

Osama Bin Laden

People who can't drive

Duke